Bad Film Club: Fifty Shades Darker (18)
Dir: James Foley With: Dakota Johnson, Jamie Dornan, Kim Basinger, Rita Ora
The last show before the Summer break and The Bad Film Club wants it to count. So, what better parting shot than Fifty Shades Darker – the sequel to Fifty Shades of Grey that nobody asked for? Exotic like an egg sandwich and likely to make you feel just as gassy.