Nick Helm: There Is Nothing You Can Do To Me That I Haven’t Already Done To Myself

Monday 7 May

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Nick Helm: There Is Nothing You Can Do To Me That I Haven’t Already Done To Myself

Stop fearing the worst. It’s already happened. So instead of crying about it, why not crawl out of your homemade nuclear fallout shelters and bear witness to Living Legend and National Treasure in waiting Nick Helm as he delivers some home truths about life, love and how not to be a dick.

This is a call to arms to anyone that feels hard done by and short-changed by this ugly new world. It’s time to take ownership and rise from the ashes as we learn to believe in ourselves again. For one night in your pathetic lives, let’s believe in a better world. Let’s believe in Nick Helm.

British Comedy Award winner, double Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee, BAFTA nominated filmmaker and star of BBC3’s Uncle, Heavy Entertainment, C4's Loaded, Live at the Apollo and regular on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, Nick Helm is recording this show for DVD release  in order to bring his unique blend of high octane stand up, music and poetry, in person, to the people.

+ David Trent: Here's Your Future

"Take a deep breath and join me on a multimedia rampage. I'll stare down the world's most disturbing kids animation, smart forks and mattresses, virtual bedtimes, robosex, gay cakes, international hummus day and the European light bulb directive. I've been on television nine times and nominated for major comedy awards. It's going to be a lot of fun. All welcome. No bans."

Tickets: £10

Age guidance 14+ (swearing and adult themes)

Running time: approx 2 hours 30 mins


"A full-on assault on the senses of humour, dignity and pathos ★★★★"
Chortle on Nick Helm
"A genuinely unique comedy brain"
The Guardian on Nick Helm
"His meticulous deconstruction and righteous exasperation makes him a master of the genre"
Chortle on David Trent
"Sugared target missiles, aimed squarely at the heads of bigots and phonies"
The List on David Trent

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