He taught the birds and the bees. He is a regular Monty Dom Top. He’s here to share his green fingers with you.

The BDSM Gardener and his mates are here to answer your burning flora and fornication questions.

PREPARE to STRETCH your knowledge. DEEPEN your understanding. And FILL YOUR plant pot.

FORGET ALL THE NOISE ABOUT YOUR CARBON FOOTPRINT. IT’S SPRING TIME GURLIES, come party…

BRING your re-usable water bottle.

BRING the rotten carrots at the bottom of your ODDBOX.

BRING A CRUSHING FEELING OF DREAD YOU CAN NEVER QUITE SHAKE.

WITH HIGH TEMPO BANGERS even sillier than the idea of reaching net zero by 2030. AND A LINE-UP OF EXCEPTIONAL ARTISTS JUST AS DEPRESSED AS YOU!

REPENT FOR ALL YOUR ECOLOGICAL SINS… THE TIKTOK SHOP £2.69 SOCKS. NEXT DAY DELIVERY. PUTTING YOUR RECYCLING IN THE NORMAL BIN. THE TIME YOU BOUGHT SHARES IN BP. SYSTEMATICALLY DEFORESTING THE AMAZON.

FEATURING THE MOST HOTLY ANTICIPATED ACTS OF THE SPRING TIME

BILL2BEN THE FLOWERPOT MEN (B2B) feat. LIL WEED
LIVE SOIL DEGRADATION EXPERIENCE WITH BDSM Gardener.
Always bringing their reusable water bottle to the rave… THIRRRSTY
DJ FRANK FERTERLISER
SOIL BARON
DJ HOTTEST YEAR ON RECORD

DOOMSCROLL is a queer party crew bringing silliness to nightlife. The Yard’s new nightlife residents. You may have seen them taking over the TV at the iconic BANGFACE WEEKENDER or in a theatre, club or smoking area near you.

HIGH ON ENERGY. HEAVY ON SWEAT. A SAFE PLACE TO GET SILLY.

Access: BSL from Claire Anderson, Captions

Content warnings: Loud noises, flashing lights, nudity

This is a durational performance, audiences are welcome to come in and out of the space at their discretion - once at capacity, there will be a one in one out policy.

18+